Dr. Dimension — John DeChancie; David Bischoff

MAD SCIENTIST OR GENIUS?

Dr. Demetrios Demopoulos had a dream--and a lot of burned-out parts. But, despite far too many experiments that had blown up his lab at Flitheimer University, Dr. D. was certain he was on the brink of building a working spacetime machine. And, of course, his arch-rival, the voluptuous Dr. Vivian Vernon, was determined to see that he failed-or else to steal his invention.

But neither of them had reckoned on an unknown benefactor who shipped a crateful of future technology that would soon see Dr. D., Viv, and three of their colleagues off on a round-the-universe jaunt. Lost in spacetime, caught in the middle of a war between two super-races of aliens, and allied with a computer construct who sounded like a bad Borscht Belt comedian, was there any hope for the five humans to ever get home--and would home still exist if and when they got there?