Bestsellers Guaranteed — Joe R. Lansdale

If you have a taste for the bizarre...

BOB THE DINOSAUR GOES TO DISNEYLAND--An inflatable toy dinosaur takes a dream vacation... that's full of hot air.

MY DEAD DOG, BOBBY--He's still the greatest pet in the world ... even though he doesn't do tricks anymore.

CHOMPERS--Four out of five dentists do NOT recommend this tale of toothy terror... it bites.

DOG, CAT, AND BABY -- Three creatures ... on all fours ... in a one-on-one battle for attention.

NOT FROM DETROIT--He's tall, dark, and grim... but he's got one hell of a car.

THE EVENTS CONCERNING A NUDE FOLD-OUT FOUND IN A HARLEQUIN ROMANCE--A body in the trunk is worth two minds in the gutter.

THE JOB--For hire: one Elvis impersonator ... with a knife.

... AND OTHER WEIRD TALES BY THE ONE AND ONLY JOE R. LANSDALE!