I'm Not a Baby! — Jill McElmurry

“I'm not a baby!” Leo Leotardi insists, but his family just won't listen. Leo doesn't want lumpy oatmeal (“Poopie,” he says); he wants waffles and syrup, like everyone else. But what the family (including Leo's older siblings) don't seem to notice is that, while Leo may be the baby of the family, he isn't actually a baby anymore. His bonnet is getting too tight, his clothes are bursting at the seams, and he doesn't need to take naps! Will the poor boy have to go to college wearing booties?

Victorian-style illustrations and a hilarious tongue-in-cheek text are sure to captivate any kid who's sick of being called the “baby.”