Me and the Tidy Tornado — Jessie Gussman

Tammy Fry

I thought it would be a good idea to buy a dog…I ended up with an ATV I have no idea how to drive.

I'm not sure how this happened, especially since the man I purchased it from, Justin Gabriel, introduced himself by running his remote-controlled monster pickup into my high heeled shoe.

I'm serious, studious and a high school English teacher at Good Grief High. Needless to say, Justin Gabriel is not my type.

Except I also somehow managed to get myself signed up for a charity run riding the ATV I've purchased but have never started.

Mr. Gabriel is going to teach me how to drive. If I can stand him that long.

Justin

She's tall, tidy and man, when she gets serious about riding her machine, that woman's a tornado!

This country boy is in love.

I'm not sure the lady feels the same.