Clueless McGee and the Inflatable Pants — Jeff Mack

What do you mean they don't give trophies for playing video games?

It's only fair, isn't it? Clueless McGee has mastered his Ninja Warz video game and he'd like a trophy. It seems like a lot of extra work to have to win the science fair to get one. . . . Yet that trophy is REALLY nice. And Clueless does have an idea for a magnetic pickle that seems like an obvious winner. So okay, he's in. Until someone steals the trophy -- and then he's on the case! Clueless will have to call on his finest ninja skills -- not to mention some luck and a lot of help from people more competent than he is -- in order to solve the mystery.