The Facttracker — Jason Carter Eaton

IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

Is that true? Who knows! But it sounds good. So does:

THIS BOOK IS BETTER THAN ICE CREAM, TELEVISION, AND YOUR BIRTHDAY COMBINED!

The Facttracker is full of such statements. Unfortunately, most of them are lies, which is odd, since Traäkerfaxx is the town that produces all of the world's facts.

So how can a story about a bizarre town with a weird name become

THE GREATEST NOVEL EVER WRITTEN?

Dinosaurs would help. Or maybe aliens. Alien dinosaurs would be dynamite! Alas, we have none of those. Here's what we do have: the Facttracker, who tracks all the facts in Traäkerfaxx. The just small enough boy, who lost all his facts. And Ersatz, but the less said about him the better. And, of course, there are lots and lots of facts and lies, such as:

THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU GOOD-LOOKING AND POPULAR?

Was that a fact or a lie? For the answer, read on and encounter adventure, peril, and even more

LARGE, OVERSIZED WORDS!