Getting It! — Jane Blanchard

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When Fran and Stella see the advert for a new TV station, they don't believe they have a chance of landing a job. But after lying about their ages and enduring the interview from hell, somehow they're in. Goodbye routine, boredom, drudgery. Hello lights, camera, action.
Except the glamour is rubbing off Getting It before it even hits the TV screens. Instead of being a glittering success, the station accidentally becomes cult viewing.
As one disaster follows another, the audience tunes in for the bloopers rather than the bargains. The station sucks like the Super Suck vacuum cleaners the presenters are failing to sell.
Fran and Stella discover they're getting it (Fame, that is) but for all the wrong reasons...