Touched By A Charlie's Angel — James Trivers

 Touched By A Charlie's Angel." A bisexual hack writer sells  a script to Charlie's Angel and is invited to snort cocaine with Robin  Doe, the newest angel, when the two-person party crashed by a  star-struck lesbian cop. To avoid being busted-they kill the cop, mince  and dice the corpse and make it mulch for the actresses garden. The  writer flees LA for the Mojave where he hides out from the law as a  born-again Christian. Two years later, Robin Doe, emerges from rehab  and after given a governor's pardon (she is a celebrity after all who  is friends with Jerry Brown) decides to do her Ninth Step with Barbara  Walters on nationwide television. Upon doing so blows our hero's cover.  What he does to save himself....?