Remember the Aloe, Moe — James Hold

The gaunt-faced grappler begins the six-week Easter season by entering a tournament to crown a new STW champion. Along the way, he must also wrestle with the question of which of two women he truly loves.

The gaunt-faced grappler begins the six-week Easter season by entering a tournament to crown a new STW champion. Along the way, he must also wrestle with the question of which of two women he truly loves.

1. J O'Wolf

Professor Isaac Hugo, inspired by an Ed Wood movie, investigates J's past by probing his ancestral memory -- only to hear a “Fractured Fairy Tale” in which J rescues a Princess from an evil wizard and subsequently learns why apples are red. Musical cues provided by Derek and the Dominoes.

2. Remember the Aloe, Moe

A tribute to British rock group Procol Harum and actor George Zucco: STW promoter Gordon Paul launches a tournament to crown a new champion. As J prepares for his first round fight, the Viking Mummy from Outer Space, in the mosquito-like form of a tiny girl named Josie, turns up in his locker room. Together she and J, along with a potted aloe plant, thwart Sister Sludge's plot to take over a small town using a mind-controlling bug spray known as ODOR. All this as J tries to get back in time for his match.

3. J O'Wolf's 115th Dream

Bob Dylan provides the music for Isaac Hugo's second experiment, in which J returns to the days of the Old West and once again rescues the Princess -- this time from the World Rustling Federation -- and lays the groundwork for the country music industry.

4. E'came, Esau, E'conquered

Virginia Wolfe Meets Prince when, following a “Mrs. Dalloway” inspired opening covering Round Two of the STW tournament, J, Jon Raas, and Melagris attend a séance. A bit of hanky-panky ensues, although not to the satisfaction of everyone involved.

5. Son of J O'Wolf

Isaac Hugo hears yet another version of how J rescued the Princess and came to marry her -- after which he decides to pursue other ventures. George Thorogood provides an appropriate set of drinking songs.