Frog Eyes Loves Pig — James Deem

Teen reporter tells all. Allan Antottle, 16, has made all the right moves in starting his junior year at Ocotillo High. He got contact lenses - goodbye Frog Eyes - and has become feature editor of the school newspaper. He's also looking for a girlfriend. "Any blonde will do," says Antottle. His goal: popularity.
But complications have set in. Antottle lists his problems as "a no-neck jock who wants to turn me into Alpo, a brother who can't stay out of trouble, an old friend who's a little weird and a lot in trouble." As for girls, Antottle adds, "If you want all the juicy details, read the book."