Fool on the Loch — Jack Kirk

When the US Navy decided to base nuclear submarines in a remote loch in Scotland, not all the locals were crazy keen on it. Then again, maybe some on the submarine base ship were crazy as well! A light hearted look at what didn't happen back in those days when anti-Polaris kooks mixed it with an eccentric obsessed Navy Commander and a nutty customs officer, all mixed together in a brew of weird insanity.