A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale — J.A. Kazimer

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  • Paperback
  • Oct-2015
  • Createspace
  • ISBN: 1518752373
  • ISBN13: 9781518752377

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  • Nov-2015
  • Obscure Publishing

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Description
From the author of the F***ed-Up Fairytale novels (CURSES! & Froggy Style) comes an equally f***ed-up version of the Dicken's classic, A Christmas Carol. 

She's not your fairy godmother's Scrooge, and this ain't a wonderful life. 

On Christmas Eve, Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, plotting the murder of yet another husband, when along came a spirit with some bad news--tonight she will be visited by three ghosts.

According to the spirit, Miss Muffet, VP of Dastardly Deeds at New Never City's Villainous Union, must change her fiendish ways or else suffer a fate worse than curdled curds. As the bell tolls one, she begins her journey through her wicked past as a very short orphan, her depraved present, and a future terrifying enough to make her toss her gingerbread cookies. 

Can she change? Better yet, will she bother?
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