On the Planet of Zombie Vampires — Harry Harrison

Bill—the perfect Starship Trooper: big, brawny, and brainwashed. Possessor of two right arms (impressive when it comes to saluting) and a foot that is threatening to turn into something more suited to being an umbrella stand than anything that could be squeezed into a size 11 sneaker.

Bill—a perfect recruit for the good ship Bounty, bound for the Chinger war and carrying a cargo of as nice a company of homicidal misfits and maniacs as you could wish to meet outside of a penitentiary asylum (which is where they''ve just come from).

Bill, the Galactic Hero—he''s back, he''s bad, and he''s about to meet the most hideous alien lifeform of his entire career. He''d do anything to save his skin without rocking the boat—but mutiny? On the Bounty?