Don't Feed the Babysitter to Your Boa Constrictor — Harriet Ziefert

Which rule will kids like best? There are so many to choose from, whether they're at home, in school, or out in public. Maybe…Don't eat spaghetti through your nose. Or, Always tie your shoelaces -- but not together. With its sublime sense of the ridiculous and hysterical illustrations, this collection will put a smile on every child's face.