Go Jump in the Pool! — Gordon Korman

Those turkeys at York Academy think they're really something with their hotshot swimming team and Olympic pool! So what if York Academy is better at athletics -- Macdonald Hall is superior academically!

But if Bruno and Boots don't do something about it and fast, Boots' father and a bunch of the other fathers are going to send their sons to York!

The Fish (Headmaster Sturgeon) says a pool is out of the question -- the hall just doesn't have the money. Clearly, Bruno and Boots have to do some fancy fundraising. As usual, there's one haphazard scheme after another--all failures. Enter financial wizard George Wexford-Smyth III and lots of luck! Will Bruno and Boots save their beloved school's reputation? Or is this really the end of all the fun?