WANTED! New Dad. — Gary Taaffe

Every orphan needs a dad, so why not use Billy's? He's in the bush somewhere, so Billy leads his new friends into the never�"never to find him: nine young shoeless orphans, ten if you include Amber, plus four dogs and a baby kangaroo.

What could possibly go wrong? How about a kidnapping? A spear�"pointed stand�"off with the police? Or what about a run�"in with a dangerous gang?

You might need oxygen for this one because it's going to leave you breathless.

“Oh�"my�"word, Gary. This is ABSOLUTELY brilliant.” Dorothy, Africa

“This is a HILARIOUS scene!!! Never in my reading years.” Heather, Australia

“Mayhem and well deserved revenge. Loved it.” Anne, Australia