Easy — Emma Gold

Move over, Bridget Jones. Step off the scale, Jemima J. There's a new British girl in town, and she's taking no prisoners as she tells it like it is--the raw, the mean, the ugly and the hilarious--about men, sex, relationships, sex, love, sex, searching for Mr. Right and dissing Mr. Oh-So-Wrong...

The Rules According To Moi (as dictated in a state of only moderate-to-bordering-on-comatose drunkenness)

1. There is absolutely no reason to try to make a relationship work with a man your family adores but whose seduction techniques bore you horizontal.

2. When in doubt, tell him that you've "only slept with one man and he wasn't very good."

3. Size matters. A lot. There's nothing more disappointing than reaching for a dill and coming away with a gherkin. If this analogy mystifies you, you're going to have trouble with this book.

4. If all else fails, be yourself. It might be everything you ever dreamed it could be.

Finally, here's the right-on-sweetie book that real women everywhere have secretly been waiting for--a ribald, raucous invitation to try it once, do it twice, and live it all 'til you get it right.