Drunk Octopus — D.K. Greene

Mac Jones returns to the scene of the crime in Drunk Octopus. It's Mac and Sam's anniversary, and she's in for a big surprise. Sam's gift causes a chain of events that leave Mac frustrated, exhausted, and... wet. This is a stand-alone short story in The Mommy Mysteries, an ongoing series of short stories about a mom raising a family that uses humor with criminal intent.