101 Ways To Get Away With Anything! — David Levithan

I got away with it and you can too!*

NEED USEFUL TIPS ON DRIVING YOUR PARENTS CRAZY? Or advice on talking to someone you like without making a total fool of yourself? How 'bout a how-to on dealing with an off-the-wall teacher? Ever needed to fake a book report or do your history project on a NASCAR driver?

For the answers to all these questions and many more, you've come to the right place! 101 Ways to Get Away With Anything! is a fact-packed book full of totally cool tips and brilliant excuses.

Even my family uses them. Listen to what they say:
"If young master Malcolm thought these up, I totally endorse them!" -- Francis
"Buy this book -- if you know what's good for you!" -- Reese
"It tastes good, too." -- Dewey

*Unless of course your mom is anything like mine...in which case, you're on your own.