Greek Gods #squadgoals — Courtney Carbone

OMG Classics, the greatest stories ever told ... in texts. Imagine: What if Mount Olympus got WiFi and the gods and goddesses had smartphones? The classic Greek myths get new life in irreverent and hilarious texts and posts!

Zeus, a king of the gods always in search of a new bae.
A squad of goddesses who can't resist stirring the pot.
And the selfie-obsessed heroes out for all the likes.

If you have trouble telling Perseus from Theseus (#Greek2Me) or have ever wondered about Oedipus's tragic dating profile or why Medusa's Instagram never got traction -- this satirical book of Greek myths retold for the Internet age is for you!

tl;dr D'Aulaires' and Homer's Greek myths told through characters texting with emojis, posting photos, checking in at locations, and updating their relationship statuses. The perfect gift for any reader -- young or old -- with a sense of humor!

A glossary and cast of characters are included for those who need it. For example: tl;dr means too long; didn't read.