Stupid and Contagious — Caprice Crane

HEAVEN'S IN HELL...
There's very little I know for sure. I know that men who wear khakis are immediately suspect, and that waitressing is what karma makes you do when you've been unforgivably bad. That pretty much covers it.

AND BRADY JUST MOVED IN.
All you need is one good idea and you're set for life, never mind the shameless envy of your friends. That's what separates the big guys from the small fries. One. Good. Idea. And even though I haven't signed a single band for my record label, I've got a million good ideas.

SO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN OUTCAST
It's bad enough to get fired from your dream job. But when you can't make it as a waitress, there's a whole world of self-worth you're just never gonna see again.

AND AN ODDBALL
Cinnamon-flavored milk. Cinnamilk. I'm telling you. Next...Big...Thing...
GET TOGETHER TO TAKE ON THE WORLD?
STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS
There goes the neighborhood.