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When you don't know who you are, you can be whoever you want to be.

My name is Alice Wonder, and I'm insane. As a prisoner of the Radcliffe asylum, I'm denied the pleasure of practicing my my magic--ahem, I mean my insanity. I don't remember much but I know that my stepsister reported me to the government after killing my classmates and my boyfriend, in a bus incident involving my magic.

The greatest trick to deny your past is to forget it, I guess.

So now my best friend is a talking plant in a pot, and my worst enemy is a a neo-Nazi nurse with an electroshock baton who skates the asylum's corridors on rollerblades.

And they still call me insane -- eyeroll and drumroll, please. But when a supernatural mass murderer who knits his victim's mouths into grins, announces that only me, myself, and I can stop him, I'm pardoned for a few hours every day to save the world.

A heroine by day, mad girl by night. Best nine to five I've ever had.

I have two sidekicks on this job. First comes the eccentric book-warm slash hookah-addict professor by the name of professor Carter Chrysalis Cocoon Pillar. Think Sherlock Holmes meets Hannibal Lector. We don't get along, but along we go.

Last but not least, comes Jack Diamonds, my dead slash ex boyfriend's ghost. Who said there is no love after death? Jack is my guardian angel whose occasionally habits are Kung Fu, Card Games, and disappearing on me.

In a darkly magical and horrifyingly humorous urban city where your average fairytale and nursery-rhyme characters are friends with Einstein, Freud, and the Queen of England herself, I'm the one to call when you dead man's head pops out of the watermelon you brought for dinner.

The three of us embark on a wicked journey that not only hints to clues to who I really am, but eventually answers if I killed my boyfriend and murdered those classmates in the past. Plus I meet the most fascinating villains of all time...

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If you like Ilona Andrews, Patricia Briggs, Shannon Mayer, or K.F. Breene, Jim Butcher, Sarah J. Maas & Michael Anderle, you will escape and immerse yourself in the twists and turns and insane fun this series offers.

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â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜... 'Most absorbing urban fantasy I read in years!' - W. McNaughton.

â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜... 'An insane page turner' - Kindle reviewer

â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜... ‘No more Netflix, as I binge read Alice Wonder's journey.'

â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜... 'Engrossingly fun!' Rhonda Miller

â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜...â˜... 'A truly twisted tale....fantastic!' Sheri A. Wilkinsonon
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