The Curse of the Facebook Giraffe — Allan McLeod

What people thought was an on-line prank turned out to be something far more sinister. Above us in the star canoe Tolly-Guddle an alien race plots to conquer us. They posses the minds of giraffes and turn them on us to make us weak in time for the invasion, while they spend time watching us to learn out weaknesses.This comical look at the coming invasion will give you a giggle before you realise that the aliens are coming to get us and the Earth is defenceless; unless you've already been hypnotised by the coming invaders that is, in which case you'll probably just sit eating cake and looking at photographs of your pets while the slimy little purple invaders scurry all over you without you even noticing.