Billy Gillespie wakes up one morning to discover his junk is gone. In its place is his wife's junk. Billy is now Tina, and Tina is dead. That's because Billy's dead. His lifeless body is still in bed and empty beer bottles and a container of antifree...
Thiess remembers very little of his life before he changed. His only memories now are of frozen mornings, naked and coated in human blood, and of running for his life from a Tracker bent on his destruction. Thiess prays for forgiveness and begs God t...
Finalist for the 2012 Wonderland Book Award for Best Novel Poor Dennis. He's a regular sort of guy who's recently been dealt a shitty hand by life: he lost his job, his wife hates him and wants a divorce, and it turns out she was also cheating on him...
Homicidal Wendigos! Limb-lopping samurai! Ambitionless slackers! Marijuana! A redhead! Robo-Dick! It's been a few weeks since Benson returned to his parents' home in the idyllic gated community of Grand Acres. He hasn't seen them since. Ever since lo...
"Why you are sloth? Because fuck you is why HAHAHAHAHA 1 "
That's the last response you got from The Spammer, who's developed an insidious computer virus that transforms people into their power animals. You never should have opened that email...
Follow Javin and Max in Mr. Newman's grocery store as the cat and the mouse find themselves in a surprisingly unlikely predicament....