Do you ever worry about what goes on inside your teacher's head? Then these poems are for you! Find out exactly what -- if anything -- makes them tick (besides marking your homework).
...A fantastic collection of very funny monster poems from two bestselling poets. Find out what to do if there is a monster under your bed, a zombie in the garden or a cyclops in your school. Beware the mighty Sockodile and the Death Kiss Suction Grandm...
It's time to get even with your teachers! Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now's the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm . . ....
Paul Cookson’s Joke Shop brings together his favourite poems, his funniest poems and his most memorable poems - as well as a selection of brand new unpublished favourites. Twenty five years of laughter can be found within these pages including gems...
It was frantic at the front and chaos at the back
Madness rules in the middle of the pack
Anarchy and mayhem, everybody daft
On our school photograph
Pens are in ears, pencils up noses
Nobody is sitting in seri...
Can you hear the distant dragon's rumble of thunder? And smell the sweet swampy aroma of the ogre? Can you taste the tangy tarantula tarts? And see the girl who's really a wizard? From magic carpets and wands to unicorns, potions, creams and ...