He's Starfreak Command's elder statesman, back in action after an eighty-year retirement with his old crew, "the galaxy's original well-balanced, multi-ethnic, equal opportunity team." How do they stay alive? It's all thanks to Mr. Smock's discovery ...
Fresh from their victory over the dreaded Cellulites, Captain Jean-Luc Ricardo, Captain James T. Smirk, and their plucky crew aboard the U.S.S. Endocrine look forward to relaxing when suddenly, before one can say, "Beam me up", the Jargonites...
The third book in the bestselling series parodying America's favorite science fiction TV show. The crews of Captain Smirk and Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo blunder through the timeline to retrieve a videotape accidentally transported into the future--whi...
A nearly bankrupt StarFreak Command orders Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo on a money-making mission: find the Fountain of Youth and bottle its precious waters for sale throughout the universe. Unfortunately for Captain James T. Smirk, financing the missi...
The most out-of-this-world parody imaginable of America's favorite science fiction TV series returns. The Captain Smirk and his crew refuse early retirement, steal their own ship and take over the planet that holds the Fountain of Youth. But Capt...
The uproarious spoof series of the Star Trek television shows and movies now pokes fun at the new series on the block. Mass boredom has struck Geek Space Nine, and the resulting yawnfest is scaring away alien tourists, so Starfreak Command orders Cap...
Captains Jean-Lucy Ricardo and James T. Smirk search for a wily dogstronaught while Counselor Dee Troit finds herself in a love triangle with Commander Piker and Lieutenant Commander Dacron. By the author of