Josh Schneider

• Sep-2007
• / General Fiction
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Samantha's parents warn her not to hit her brother. But Samantha likes to hit him, and does not think she will be sorry.

She's wrong, of course.

As the consequences of Samantha's actions grow more and more outlandish with every turn of...

• May-2011
• / General Fiction
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James is a very picky eater. His dad has to get creative -- very creative -- in order to get James to eat foods he thinks he doesn't like. He presents James with a series of outlandish scenarios packed with fanciful and gross kid-friendly details -- ...

• May-2013
• / General Fiction
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It’s Dana’s birthday, so she can do what she likes. And what Dana likes to do is pinch. And call people names. And steal her classmates’ desserts. You probably know a kid like Dana. What can stop her from being so mean? In this story, it’s no...

• Oct-2013
• / Fantasy
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Creaking . . . Squeaking . . . Gnashing . . . Glinking . . . Under the bed, deep in the closet, behind the radiator . . . the bedtime monsters are stirring, and poor Arnold is too scared to fall asleep. He’s powerless to get rid of them -- and t...

• Apr-2014
• / General Fiction
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Amelia and her dog are best friends . . . until Princess Sparkle-Heart comes along. Soon, Amelia and Princess Sparkle-Heart are doing everything together: having tea parties, attending royal weddings, keeping each other's secrets. Princess Sp...

• Apr-2015
• / General Fiction
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Every kind of bird and beast has to sleep, from the monkeys in the jungle to the whales in the ocean to the ants under the ground. But not Fred. His to-do list is far too long! Armed with plenty of imagination, this determined little...

• Jun-2017
• / General Fiction
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Kid Amazing’s secret base is equipped with every gadget a superhero needs to defeat evil, but there is one villain who remains elusive -- the Blob (a.k.a. his baby sister). Will Kid discover the superpower needed to defeat her before the entire cit...

• Jul-2019
• / General Fiction
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Boy + Bot meets School's First Day of School in this hilarious and reassuring take on first experiences and making new friends, from a Theodor Seuss Geisel Award winner. Ultrabot is a big robot with a big problem. Its professor is planning a p...