Joan Horton

• Oct-1999
• / General Fiction
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There's going to be a party.
You're invited one and all.
We'll be waiting there to greet you
At the Ghost and Goblin Ball.

A Frankenstein who shops at the grocery store. A ghost who's afraid of ghosts. A witch with a turbo broomstick...

• Feb-2004
• / General Fiction
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You don't bring your rat to show-and-tell. You do mouth off to the class bully, but only when you're safe at home in bed. These are just some of the lessons to be learned in this hilarious collection of school poems-guaranteed to tickle any kid's fun...

• Mar-2009
• / General Fiction
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Each time her teacher asks, "What's seven times ten?" a young girl experiences a severe case of arithmetic strain. "Numbers flew out of my head by the score. They stuck to the ceiling; they bounced off the floor!" Soon, exploding numbers are takin...

• Jul-2012
• / General Fiction
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Get ready for giggles and ghouls in this celebration of hard-working mommies who also happen to be mummies. Here you’ll find a doctor mum curing raspy spooks with coffin syrup and a fang-filling dentist completely wrapped up in her dangerous work. ...