You think your class is weird? Meet Roger. He's always doing gross stuff -- like writing his name on the blackboard in gunk from his nose. Recently, when he was cleaning the erasers, out billowed a chalk dust genie! But Roger's three wishes turned o...
Teachers come from Apple Island, of course. They spend their days making crayons from the wax mines, picking paper from trees, and climbing on the monkey bars at the biggest playground in the universe. But some of the teachers on Apple Island are bus...
For the Wilson family, only the best will do! So when they arrive at the San Francisco Hotel and discover that there are no regular rooms available, they decide to stay in the place that suits them best of all: a room that has its ups and its down --...
BEWARE OF THE MAN-IN-THE-MOON. . . . The New-School-Year Moon shines over every school the night before it opens. This year the moon shines over the W. T. Melon Elementary School brighter than ever. And the man in the moon is none other than W. T. M...
Join Adam on a thrilling around-the-world adventure as he competes in the Great Global Game! Every kid's dream is to be named Most Valuable Player. But how many ever dream that the game is a race around the world (no flying allowed) in just forty day...
Mysterious goings-on transpire in the classroom at the end of the hall. One of the four rules posted above the blackboard in the tall teacher's classroom is "Raise your hand to talk," but Paul can't seem to stop himself from just blurting out whateve...
They perch daily on streetlights at the corner of College and Ashby. Estelle is polite and tidy, while Del puts the pig in pigeon. Somehow these two birds manage to get along. Book with Tunes! Scan the QR codes or click on link to hear songs....
The Specials--Jump Rope, Ace+, and Spitball--match wits with Bad,a disgruntled teenager, who tries to take over the school along with his band of masked delinquents-- Graffito, Class Clown, Tease, and Out-Of-Order....
The cozy sequel to The Elevator Family. This time the tight-knit Wilson family stays in a toll booth on a bridge crossing the Mississippi River. Fantabulous accommodations! The best place west of the Mississippi, east of the Mississippi, and above th...
(revised edition 12/14? The tight-knit Wilson family hike up Mt. Bald and stay in the small, tidy cabin on top of a tall steel tower. What a view! What friendly neighbors they find in the wilderness around them!...
Global warming has wreck havoc upon Upper Poyntz Colony. The Pixel Corps of Discovery is sent out to find the source of the excess CO2 in the atmosphere. Days later, the Pixel's plane crash lands in a strange world, on the desktop of fourth-grader ...
Class out of control? Will no regular substitute dare enter that classroom? Time to press the red button under the office clock and summon Miss Subway, the substitute of last resort. In the tradition of Mary Poppins and Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, Miss Subw...
The rousing sequel to Apple Island, or the Truth About Teachers. The Thinking Cap has been stolen, and Bradley Zimmerman, by request of the God of Education on Mt. Academy, must take another long and perilous trip to try and retrieve it. Â What is mo...
In a small cozy cottage on the cold South Pole lives a tall, skinny man with a bushy black beard. Read about Mr. Anta Claus, his two troll helpers--Tis and Twas--and the eight colorful yaks that pull his black sleigh through the air each Christmas Ev...
Captain John Paul Jellyfish has led his fleet across the Atlantic Ocean to America. He doesn't like what he finds there. Follow the valorous adventures of the bravest jellyfish to ever sail the Seven Seas. His fleet's challenge? To rid Eastern seaboa...
How come there are so many unanswered questions about schools? How come school buses are yellow? How come the school year is nine months long? How come there are more women than men teachers? Now come and read how come....
A lipogram book for boys and girls! This book contains not a solitary E! A financial crisis! Cut costs! With dough running low and programs costing too much at his school, Principal Ouia insists that his staff and pupils must stop using that most pop...
Miss Biggypedagog, the two-hundred foot third-grade teacher, continues her first year of teaching the class out in The Portable. During the winter the third-graders play jumbo soccer and take a trip to the ocean. In the spring they have a super-size ...
A lonely girl learns the mystery of a sixteenth-century village she discovers in the coastal mountains of Oregon, a village filled with children playing games. A theme park? A medieval faire? No, it's much more!...
Meet the Specials, the school superheroes and supersheroes--Ace +, Jump Rope, Spitball, Noise, and Gold Star. We're glad they are at our school. This time the Specials do battle with Dr. TT, a former school principal who attempts to take control of t...
The Specials--Jump Rope, Ace+, and Spitball--match wits with Bad, a disgruntled teenager who tries to take over the school with his banned of masked delinquents--Graffito, Class Clown,Tease, and Out-Of-Order....
London calling at Christmastime! A display window at Harrods Department Store! A red telephone booth! The London Eye! All those small, cozy places for the Wilsons to stay in! But after some royal heroics at the Tower of London, they end up spending C...
Why have the microchips in Deacon’s neighborhood -- chips in traffic signals, ATM machines, mobile phones, and cars--- started to communicate with Deacon? Do they just want to help him out, to get free ice cream, good grades, or the occasional day ...
Long, low and cozy! Just the type of lodging the Wilson family prefers to stay in. And an added bonus! Each evening people come visit them while a baseball game takes place right outside their front door. Play ball!...
Maxwell School Elementary School is larger on the inside than the outside. The vast maze of hallways and classrooms is divided into two wings, the North Wing where students attend classes and the South Wing, the Unknown Zone, that is off limits to ev...
Luke Dellar, age twelve, is weary of his flip-flop life. He flies to his father's house in San Diego one month and back to his mother's house in Seattle the next. He's even more tired of taking pills for his hyperactivity that has worsened since his ...
A fable about finding your bliss!Our Teacher, age ten, rescues a sea lion on a beach in Oregon. As a reward, the sea lion tells Our Teacher about the magical Thinking Cap, a hat, when worn, reveals a person's innermost desire.In pursuit of the cap, O...
Walter, Winona, Winslow, Whitney Wilson, and their scruffy, gray dog, Cat, have been invited to the Big Apple to appear on the Not Too Late Show! Where do they choose to stay? In perhaps the most famous elevator of all, the one that goes up to the ei...
Meet Blanco, the Last Lighthouse Giant Ages ago, giants arrived on the coastlines of the world. They built tall round houses on the dark headlands. Out their high windows the lighthouse giants shone bright lanterns to guide ships safely past their ho...
Zeke Martin and Cyra Nichols run VR Services, an online tech startup that creates customized virtual reality trips. But they have more fun using their VR skills and equipment to help the Bayview Police Department solve crimes. This time they investig...
Wintertime! Walter, Winona, Winslow, and Whitney Wilson take the train to the Twin Cities to attend the SMALL (the Society of Minimizing and Living Little) Conference. They find the snow and ice-covered lakes to their liking. The small Warming Hut b...
By the year 2050, scientists say the entire Arctic region including the North Pole will be free of ice. Only one person, fourth-grader Tom Tucker, has asked the question no one else has asked. What will happen to Santa Claus?Santa is in trouble. Glob...
NASA asks the Wilson family to stay six months at the Mars Desert Research Station in the Mojave Desert. The Wilsons will simulate living on the red planet to see how well a family can work together in a small confined environment. No sweat for this ...