The nationally syndicated columnist offers a new collection of witticisms, including composing a motto for the Nebraska license plate and plotting the murder of a neighbor who talks about gutter maintenance...
Murray Tepper would say that he is an ordinary New Yorker who is simply trying to read the newspaper in peace. But he reads while sitting behind the wheel of his parked car, and his car always seems to be in a particularly desirable parking spot. N...
Calvin Trillin begins his wise and charming ruminations on family by stating the sum total of his child-rearing advice: Try to get one that doesn't spit up. Otherwise, you're on your own. Suspicious of any child-rearing theories beyond Your children ...