Carlton Mellick III

Book		Genre	Date	Rating
Electric Jesus Corpse		Fantasy / F	Aug-2002	0
The Steel Breakfast Era // The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection		Literary / L	Dec-2003	0
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug		Literary / L	Feb-2004	4
Ocean of Lard		Horror / HORR	Mar-2005	0
Punk Land		Science Fiction / SF	Sep-2005	0
Sex and Death in Television Town		Fantasy / F	Dec-2005	0
The Bizarro Starter Kit		Fantasy / F	Apr-2006	4.5
The Haunted Vagina		Fantasy / F	Sep-2006	4
Teeth and Tongue Landscape		Fantasy / F	Oct-2006	0
Sausagey Santa		Fantasy / F	Dec-2006	4.5
Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell		Horror / HORR	Nov-2007	0
Adolf in Wonderland		Horror / HORR	Dec-2007	0
Ultra F*ckers		Horror / HORR	Feb-2008	0
Cybernetrix		Horror / HORR	May-2008	0
The Egg Man		Horror / HORR	Jun-2008	0
Apesh*t		Horror / HORR	Nov-2008	0
The Faggiest Vampire		Fantasy / F	Apr-2009	5
The Cannibals of Candyland		Horror / HORR	Sep-2009	0
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland		Science Fiction / SF	Oct-2009	0
Sunset with a Beard		Science Fiction / SF	Apr-2010	0
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2		Science Fiction / SF	Jun-2010	0
Zombies and Sh*t		Action Adventure / AA	Oct-2010	5
Christmas On Crack		Erotica / ER	Dec-2010	0
Crab Town		Science Fiction / SF	Feb-2011	0
The Morbidly Obese Ninja		Science Fiction / SF	Apr-2011	0
The Menstruating Mall		Horror / HORR	Jun-2011	0
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands		Horror / HORR	Jul-2011	0
Fantastic Orgy		Science Fiction / SF	Sep-2011	0
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy		Paranormal Romance / PNR	Sep-2011	5
Sea of the Patchwork Cats		Fantasy / F	Nov-2011	5
Armadillo Fists		Science Fiction / SF	Dec-2011	0
War Slut		General Fiction / GF	Feb-2012	4
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wastelands (e)		General Fiction / GF	Feb-2012	0
The Handsome Squirm		Horror / HORR	Apr-2012	0
Ugly Heaven		Horror / HORR	May-2012	0
Fishy-Fleshed		Science Fiction / SF	Jul-2012	3
Razor Wire Pubic Hair		Horror / HORR	Jul-2012	3
The Steel Breakfast Era: A Postmodern Zombie Novel		Horror / HORR	Jul-2012	0
Tumor Fruit		Science Fiction / SF	Aug-2012	0
Kill Ball		Science Fiction / SF	Oct-2012	0
Cuddly Holocaust		Science Fiction / SF	Jan-2013	0
Hammer Wives		Science Fiction / SF	Jan-2013	0
Village of the Mermaids		Horror / HORR	Apr-2013	0
Quicksand House		Science Fiction / SF	Jun-2013	0
Clusterf*ck		Horror / HORR	Oct-2013	0
Hungry Bug		Urban Fantasy / UF	Jan-2014	0
The Tick People		Horror / HORR	Apr-2014	0
Sweet Story		Horror / HORR	Jul-2014	0
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face		Horror / HORR	Jan-2015	0
ClownFellas: Tales of the Bozo Family (e)		Urban Fantasy / UF	Jul-2015	5
Bio Melt		Science Fiction / SF	Oct-2015	0
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes		Horror / HORR	Apr-2016	0
The Terrible Thing That Happens		Science Fiction / SF	Oct-2016	0
Exercise Bike		Science Fiction / SF	Jan-2017	0
Spider Bunny		Horror / HORR	Apr-2017	0
The Big Meat		Science Fiction / SF	Jul-2017	0
Parasite Milk		Science Fiction / SF	Oct-2017	0
Stacking Doll		Paranormal Romance / PNR	Mar-2018	0
Neverday		Science Fiction / SF	Jul-2018	0
Mouse Trap		Science Fiction / SF	May-2019	0
Snuggle Club		Horror / HORR	Mar-2020	0
The Bad Box		Horror / HORR	Sep-2020	0
Full Metal Octopus		Dark Fantasy / DF	Jul-2021	0
Goblins on the Other Side		Literary / L	May-2022	0
The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair		Horror / HORR	Oct-2022	0
You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams		Horror / HORR	May-2023	0
Glass Children		Literary / L	Jul-2023	0
Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death		Horror / HORR	Nov-2023	0
Apeship		Horror / HORR	Apr-2024	0
Scorpion Ranch		Science Fiction / SF	Apr-2025	0
Satan Burger		Horror / HORR		5