Witch Trippin' — Claudy Conn

Okay, I broke a rule -- who doesn't?

But sending me off to a place called Assjacket was the outside of cruel. I am a party witch, born and bred in New Orleans. Assjacket is off the charts a nowhere zone.

But no sooner did we land there, when this hunk of a hybrid walked in the door and oh hell, my body reacted, my thighs clenched.

Who knew there was so much trouble and there was, in a place called Assjacket, West Virginia!