The Alex Kilgour Joke Book — Allan Cole

STEN'S SIDEKICK IS ON THE LOOSE!Aye, lads and lassies, it be true as a bonny drink of Stregg. Peg-legged pigs, n' spotted snakes and all. There's e'en some wondroos tales Ah tauld 'at mah clottin' writers left out ay th' bonny Sten books. Cut fur space, they claimed. A likely story. Which reminds me... did Ah ever teel th' a body abit th' cannibal an' th' canoe...