Mr. Christmas Goes to Town — Benjamin Robert Webb

According to The Reverend Dice, "The End of The World is Bligh." Must be that time of the year again. As a point of fact, it is that time of the year again. Another interesting point of fact is this, the first sentient species upon Planet Christmas to actually notice there's a giant flaming cupcake on its way to wipe out all life on Erf, and probably destroy the planet, are the Teddy Bears. The Teddy Bear in question, being a hard core gung-ho GI marine, calls it as he sees it, a meteorite, just so as not to give the goddamn elves the satisfaction.