Ides Of April — Mark Druck

Ides of April, is the day! Told thru April Denver, 22, US Senate Page, selected by a weird lady with wild hair, lavender jumpsuit, because April is most special-she is in her 12th reincarnation! How will it happen? Monstrous bomb, stolen by terrorists in Pakistan, launched! Tracked by other nations, who launch bombs at Pakistan! The lady, Xrdzk, says, "Orbs come, Orbs go; but hideous explosions may damage other Orbs in this galaxy; that will not do." Her job; b4 that, delete Planet Earth from the inventory.