Chris Taylor's Hunting Love — Chris Taylor

Hello. My name is Love Jones. And I am being hunted down by virtually every single able-bodied adult in the world. Probably you included-- if you're reading this. Because, for some odd reason, I was cursed as a child, with The Hate Curse of The Blood Red Seductress-- which you may think is a funny myth, or just some "urban legend" from my Book of Hidden Legends-- But I've learned that it turns almost everyone who comes near me VIOLENTLTY crazy-- whenever they get too close to me, or spend too much time around me. The guys hate me for not giving them what they want, and the girls hate me for unintentionally making them think that I have or will "take their man" from them-- even if they don't have one-- which is something I have never and would never do. So I'm writing this as my farewell letter, because I'm running away, to find out who cursed me, why they did this to me, and how to reverse it. By the time you see this, I will either be on the run, curse-free, or... dead.