Gritch the Witch is grouchy, grumpy, and very hungry. The only thing that could make her happy is something extra special for lunch, and that is: Piggie Pie! Gritch zooms off on her broomstick to find eight plump piggies -- where else? -- on Old MacD...
Everyone knows that something strange happens when Trudie and Benjamin get together, so Trudie can't believe it when Ms. Hicklemeyer makes them partners on the class project, but Trudie soon learns that whatever Ben eats effects him strangely, and sh...
The hilarious sequel to the best-selling
Goldie is mad. Mad, mad, mad! Nicholas took her doll, Veronica, and drooled all over her. Now Goldie is in trouble, and she has to think and be sorry. While she's thinking, she has some surprising thoughts about all of the things that she likes about...
As vegetables begin to vanish from all over the farm, Ducktective Web and his trusty partner Bill take on the case in order to stop the culprit from causing further havoc to their peaceful home. 25,000 first printing....
A humorous picture book filled with wacky illustrations and silly text follows Henry as his toe gets stuck in the faucet when he attempts to prevent a drip of water from falling into his bath, and when his parents, the plumber, and the police try to ...
They heard the ground grumble. Then they felt the ground rumble. And before they knew it, they were all taking a tumble! "The earth is crumbling! The earth is crumbling! It's a quake!" quacked the duck. In this inspired take on Henny Penny, ...
Preparing for the big Monster Mash can be tiring, and Gritch the Witch needs her shut-eye. No sooner does she shoo away the bedbugs and curl up for a good night's sleep than there's a knock at the door. Its Mag the Hag, her bossy big sister, come a d...
Moose misses his family-his aunties from Moosissippi, his cousins from Moosachusetts-the whole clan. But when everyone arrives at Moose Lodge, things don't go quite as Moose had planned. Alone with his sports equipment and long lists of coordinated a...
Douglas is very smitten with Dolores. And Dolores is quite smitten with Douglas as well. They enjoy picnicking in the park, going to the beach, and watching movies together. But there's a problem: one of them has STINKY SMELLY FEET! The smell is enou...
Lots of kids have a sweet tooth. But not like Stewart's. His very loud sweet tooth wants what it wants, when it wants it...and lets everyone know about it. Stewart's sweet tooth screams for cake at weddings, for candy during class, and torments him ...
A ham and cheese sandwich for lunch? Even Zak's dog agrees it's boring! When Zak complains, his mother tells him, "This is not a restaurant, young man. I want that lunch gone. And that's that." But suddenly, Lou, a fast-talking, frizzy-haired waitres...
"Hold your horsepower," said the little man with a stamp, a stomp, and a snort. "This is a troll bridge. I'm the Troll. Now, start passing the buck." Bill Bob, Billy Bo, and Just Plain Billy don't have enough money to cross the troll bridge. But by ...
On the third day of Christmas, a mademoiselle from Paris sent her true love three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.The hens never arrived . . . . Colette, Poulette, and Fifi end up delivered not to Philippe Renard, but to...
Those two bad boys -- Willy and Wally -- are still bad.
Bad. Bad. Really, really bad.
And now they have two big bad sweet tooths.
When the baker's cookie runs off, these newly cloaked private eyes, "Willis and Wallace," see their...
Louise has a problem. She has the tendency to . . . how to put it?
Gnaw?
Chomp?
Bite
. . . on everything and everybody. She promises Mother that she won't do it again, but sometimes Louise just can't help herself.
"OOOOooooowww "
No ...
Long, long ago, when dinosaurs ruled the land, there lived a dino who was the worst of them all: Gorgonzola.
Not really large, not really scary, Gorgonzola was known near and far for his . . . D.O. Yes, dinosaur odor. From horn to toe, Gorgo...
Hilda Mae Heifer is once again ready to sing her glorious mi-mi-moo! So why does Hilda look so down in the dumps?
Even Hilda's moo is sounding more like a boo-hoo.
Perhaps Hilda needs a little doodle-do to accompany her moo-moo-moo? <...
A funny book to share with kids who really, really, REALLY want a pet!
Elizabeth really wants a pet. She’d like a horse, a dog, a cat, or even a turtle. But her parents do not want a pet. Instead they give her a cactus. Even though Elizabe...
Can Edith the tooth fairy help Bernice the godmother of all fairies find her magical powers again, or is Bernice doomed to live out the rest of her fairy life wand-less? "If yours truly, Edith Molarnari, tooth fairy second class, hadn't seen it with ...
Bad boys Willy and Wally are at it again. This time, those two famished wolves have got chicken on the brain. Yes, a delicious, delectable, finger-lickin' chicken dinner.
When Mrs. Hen needs a little help around the coop, who's more perfect...
The Hare family -- Papa, Mama, and Little Baby Hare -- are enjoying a peaceful day in their rabbit hole until they hear a big THUMP outside their door. The thump is Goldilocks herself, who has fallen down the rabbit hole after being chased by the Thr...
Hogg, Hogg and Hog have everyone in the Big City OINKING! These three city pigs are the trendsetters of the city--but what will happen when they run out of fashionable ideas? ...
Mama says, NAP. Baby says, NO NAP! Baby wants to CLAP, DRINK, READ....Anything but NAP! Margie Palatini brings her signature humor to this rollicking sing-song read-along, inviting readers on a fast-paced chase through every room in the house as...
The publisher and author of "Under a Pig Tree" seem to be having communication issues. The author has written a clear, no-nonsense history of figs. But the publisher is sure she meant "pigs." After all, what’s the difference between two measly lett...
When Isabella Antonelli becomes an overnight YouTube sensation in a documentary detailing her REAL, non-royal Italian American family, she needs to figure out a way to tell everyone at her fancy new school the truth about her family -- or come up wit...
Experience the world from a monkey’s perspective via the video camera on its head in this fun and exciting Pre-Level 1 Ready-to-Read book in the Critter-Cam series!Through a video camera positioned on the monkey’s head, readers can follow along f...