Virgin Killer — Jon Stone

Norman Baynes, a psychopathic serial killer, just wants to complete and publish his poetry masterpiece before he's caught by the Inquisition. Things would be easier if he hadn't been carried off in a wacky war between rebellious fairies and elitist vampires. Washing blood from his hands, he begins to wonder if he, an insane human being of all things, is ironically the only sane creature in this nightmarish world of cannibalistic monsters. Either way, it's not his problem. He's got work to do.