Ugly Guide To Being Alive and Staying That Way — David Horvath; Sun-Min Kim

Were you born into the Uglyverse? Or maybe you've stepped through an alternate-dimensional doorway and the Uglydoll's universe is your new home? Then you'll want this -- the ultimate guide to life! But first you need to get a life. How do you do that? Read on to Find out:
- How to survive your school lunch
- Why they don't call junior high senior grade school
- When to run from the bullies
- How to know what to do with yourself
- How to make your dreams come true (especially if your dreams involve giant cookies)!

What's in it For you? Nothing but UGLY!