The Wicked Witch of the Unspeakable Dimension — Jacob Wallace

“I don't think we're on Tau 4 anymore, Bocaj.” Ed'Bocaj and Bocaj have been banished to a hellish dimension filled with flying monsters that have octopus heads. Only a road made of gold bricks protects them from the dangers of the world. Along the way, they meet a strawman whose arguments show that he has no brain, a steam powered robot that heartlessly kills things, and a man who is part lion and terrified of everything. Together, they must make their way to Oak's tower to get the book back so they can return home. Meanwhile, Stella has mourned in her room for six straight months as her beloved Ed Skullin has shattered. Her old girlfriend, Hope, returns and Ed's ghost begs her to join the Vampire Hunters as they attempt to retrieve the book from Oak. Hope means to destroy the book, but Stella needs it to bring her true love of two whole weeks back to life. Part two of this parody trilogy.