The Lempire's Lament — David Williams

'It's not easy being immortal when you are born suicidal...' 

Such is the plight of the long suffering Lempire. Part Lemming part Vampire, this rare and exotic creature is consigned to a fate worse than death- Failure! 

And He's right cheesed off about it! 

As everyone knows, the humble Lemming has a profound personality disorder; from the moment he is born he's hell-bent on oblivion. In stark contrast our good friend the Vampire has... let's say... time on his hands. One is on a crash course with destiny... and the bottom of a steep cliff. The other's got a lunch date with eternity. 

Follow the death-struck Lempire on his never-ending quest for the great hereafter in this gloriously illustrated and suitably surreal comic horror adventure. 

It's time to take the leap...