The Fascination Diary of Alan Saend — Jonathan V. Cann

Alan has a secret: he loves shiny things. It's a secret because he doesn't know how to explain it to anyone else. Who could understand? He'd just end up embarrassed, right? So, Alan keeps his stash of gloves, bags, pool toys, and glossy magazines as his own private joy...at least until he finds a shiny object who's also a person.