Putting the Fairies Back into Fairy Tales — Sarina Dorie

Fractured fairy tales and humorous urban fantasy!If there was such a thing as fantasy chick lit, this would hit the mark! Escape into funny fantasy with this laugh out loud collection of short stories. These fractured fairy tales are filled with cupids, tooth fairies, bogeymen, an insomnia fairy-and more quirky characters.These stories include:Clickbait for ParanormalsA mini-collection of seven short pieces about dieting for vampires, how to hunt humans, signs for recognizing that you might be a zombie, techniques for tricking humans, and culinary secrets for werewolves. .The Sandman's LoverThe sandman must convince the insomnia fairy to mitigate his magical influence so that he has a chance at love.Dear JezzyA love advice columnist writes questionable love advice to tooth fairies, kraken, Santa, trolls, and shoe repair elves-and gives love advice to herself.Stupid CupidA cupid struggles to solve the mystery of why a client is immune to the influence of his arrows.Careers for ImmortalsAn aspiring fairy godmother must resist the charms of Prince Charming-or else she might end up as a toilet fairy instead.The Goblin King's SecretaryThe greatest secretary in all the land has been kidnapped by the goblin king and must outwit her goblin boss to free herself from his enslavement.Transport yourself into these urban fairy tales in urban and contemporary settings.