Meat Run — Kenneth Guthrie

If you would like to buy this piece inside a collection of works, you might want to check out Fast Food Eddy: The Collection (4 stories total.) This story is about 2500 words.

Fast Food Eddy: Meat Run
Welcome to the meat run! The health inspectors are pissed. Certain people haven't been paying their bribes and now it's everyone's turn to pay. With no meat and every single other store in the same position, Eddy is going to have to race if he wants to get the meat first. It's a down and out old school chasefest for the hardcore action freak. "Hilariously funny scooter action!"

Sample Content:
Eddy walked towards the door.
"Don't bother. There's none left."
"Eh? Really?"
"Yeah, Aho got here before I did."
"Aho is out of meat?"
"I don't know. That guy doesn't speak English. Either he needed to go toilet or he needed meat. He came out with meat, so..."
Eddy could have screamed. If Aho was out and about then others would be as well.
He heard something behind him. An empty can of Coke bounced up and hit him in the leg. He looked to the road. Kim was there, his worst enemy.
"[Censored]!"
"Whatever! shut the [Censored]."
He started to run towards Kim. Aho pulled up between the two of them on his scooter.
There was a whole lot of chatter that Eddy didn't understand.
"He says you are a [Censored]," Kim translated.
Eddy laughed.
"[Censored]. You are from [Censored] Hong King Kong. How the hell would you understand Japanese?"
Kim made a face.
"I'm from Korea, cowboy."
"Yeah, yeah..."
Erik sped off on his bike.
"[Censored] it!"
Eddy ran to his bike. It was getting out of hand. Everyone was racing for the meat. He couldn't let Erik get to the next nearest shop before him. He got on his bike and revved the engine. Kim and Aho zoomed down the road, their engines screaming. He was in last place, but he knew a thing or two about getting meat.