Kiss My Asset: Once — Ipam

FIRST NOVEL OF THE AMERICAN FAIRY TALE... A thriller and a chiller of crime and the right time... The US Federal Building is located at the intersection of Magnolia Road and 11th Avenue, comprising fourteen floors of office, including a penthouse restaurant on top. The restaurant requires a prior three week reservation plus an expensive bank account for the excellent food service and waitresses. The US Federal Government occupies the rest of the building levels, including the Department of Agriculture, the Department of Commerce, and the Department of Housing. An entire floor of FBI offices contains the newest kids on the block, living on the twelfth floor, part of the Cyber Crimes Division, nicknamed cyber cowboys. The other part lives on the eleventh floor under the direction of Geneva, nicknamed cyber kittens. The new Division of Cyber Crimes is funded by the US Department of Justice. Cyber Crimes in Birmingham employs a batch of smart and sassy computer programmers, as a new type of cyber private dicks. The cyber private dicks kick the backside of any cyberspace butthole, coming from an illegal hacker, targeting any and all active web sites and vital business portals of the USA. When a vicious hacker gets both halted and hacked by a cyber kitten, then a cyber cowboy, coming from the FBI, investigates then arrests the asses and assets of the hacker. The cyber cowboys are made up of a trio of young and smartass FBI agents, who trace, track, and tackle the hard bodies, using their soft finger prints of electronic cyber computers applications while slapping a real person to a real US Federal felony. The cyber cowboy brings about a jolly good ole permanent time in prison, tossing at the vicious nasty hacker, along with some huge duty hefty monetary penalties, shoving up the asshole's assets. Currently, cyber cowboy Preston is trailing and tracing a foot loose and fancy free rouge hacker, within the city limits of Birmingham, Alabama. The runaway hacker has stolen vital information from the CIA website, using her slick computer programming skills. Preston is the best cyber private dick to track down and bring down the hacker, because the hacker is his girlfriend Pamela.