Katy Land — Janice Daugharty

What the world should be on the lookout for, country singer Katy Land will tell you, are pickups towing shoddily rigged trailers that can drop the hitch and roll back onto sidewalks and scoop up unsuspecting women, taking them on a wild ride before dumping them. Skip, the goat man and driver of the pickup, will tell you that what you should look out for are goat-torturers and murdering jealous second husbands. Skip would add, the media, who encourage Katy Land to sue Skip--that's what the world should be on the lookout for.