Honest John's Fine Used Spaceships — Jamie McNabb

(Short Story) When a customer wanders in looking for a fine used spaceship, one that can do the impossible, Honest John is confronted with a serious problem. On the one hand, he feels compelled to live up to his reputation for honesty, while on the other, he has the first, or perhaps second, rule of business to consider: the customer is always right, even when said customer is asking for the absurd. What's a struggling spaceship dealer to do?