Grandpa's Faerie — Thom Nichols

Jeff could be called a flirt, a philanderer, a lecherous libertine. Yes, he is all of these things. But, he's not all bad. He is also a doting grandfather. When she is magically transformed into a faerie and kidnapped, Jeff is willing to do anything for her. He can't tell the police about dwarves and magic. They would think he is crazy. So, he makes himself look guilty as he chases after the only lead available, the magic one. Learning about this world, the dwarves attempt to restore their former glory by returning and conquering. Unintentionally, they awaken an ancient enemy. In Earth's distant past, dinosaurs roamed the world. They weren't destroyed by a meteor. With the help of magic, they evolved into birds. Now that the dwarves have returned magic to the Earth, the birds have the ability to change back. Caught in the middle of the warring races, Jeff learns that the elves are the dinosaur's true targets. Fulfilling an Elvin fable, a tall elf falls from the sky. He has the ability to save the elves from the dinosaurs as long as he marries to complete the three thousand year old process. Imprisoned by the dwarves, Jeff's granddaughter, Alize transforms into an elf so that she can facilitate communication. Instead of turning into a seven year old elf child, she is changed into a seventeen year old elf woman. Deciding that he does have morals, Jeff can't let Alize marry the tall elf no matter how much she thinks she wants too. With the dwarves and dinosaurs closing in and the elves trying to take his granddaughter's virtue, Jeff can only turn to a group of women with whom he has compromised his morality.