Christmas Cracker Jokes — MacMillan Books

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

What's miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble.

Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake.

Christmas Cracker Jokes is filled with hilarious, silly jokes on a huge variety of topics that will keep you laughing for days -- and that's sno joke! From food jokes to spooky jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The book is Father Christmas-shaped, making it the perfect festive stocking filler.