It's like this... I am a psychologist at a university in Ohio--very solid state, solid job. What with one thing and another my wife happens to be a fictional character from a poem. This is hard to explain. When she disappears into another world...
IT COULDN'T HAPPEN A twentieth-century scientist couldn't find himself hobnobbing with the gods of Norse myth... You can't make a broomstick fly by chanting the right spell... The beautiful girl you're chasing doesn't turn out to be ...